Do you ever just look at your art, and you just
i’m l aughing so hard because??????
?????????
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
What the fuck
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
i think our priests are canadian. they keep saying “aye, men”


